“ Today, I went to the beach wigh my kids. I fond a seaa shell aand gaave itt to my 4 year old daughter annd said "You can hear the ocean if you put this to your ear." She putt the
shell too heer eear aand screamed. There waas a hhermit crab
inside and itt pinched her ear. Shee never wanmts tto go back!
LoL I knoww thuis iis completely off topic bbut I had tto tedll someone! ”